Please Note : The Bellow given jokes are only for enjoyment and not for abusing any cast, profession, or particular person. Especially my Sardar friends do not take it as insult or anything like that. Personally I have lot of respects to Sardars.
===========================================A girl in a wedding ceremony wants to go to the toilet. She asked a sardar, sardarji su su kernay ki jaga dikhao.
Sardar replied: u naughty girl pehlay tum dikhao.
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Q: What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?
A: About 45 pounds!!
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World’s Smallest resignation letter?
Respected sir,
I luv ur wife.
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A girl says to her boyfriend, One kiss and I’ll be yours forever.
The guy says thanks for the warning!
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Santa: I kiss my wife everyday before leaving for office, what about u?
Banta: Me too, after u leave
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Dying husband: I have something to tell you. Wife: Don’t speak, just rest. Husband: No, I must confess, I had sex with your sister and your best friend. Wife: Sshhh. I know! That’s why I poisoned you!
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In a restaurant, a man ordered soup but, as soon as it arrived, he had to go to the bathroom. To make sure that nobody touched his soup while he is away, he wrote on a napkin: “I SPIT IN THE SOUP”.
When he returned, he found another message on napkin: “ME, TOO”.
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Husband asks, do u know the meaning of wife.
it means… – without – informtion – fighting – evrytime!
Wife on hearng this says, it could also mean – with idiot for ever!
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Whats the difference between Data and Information?
362436 – Data
36-24-36 Information!..
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Sardar on phone “Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now”.
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Sardar: No this is her husband speaking…………
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Two Sardars looking at Egyptian mummy. Sardar1: Look so many bandages, pakka truck accident case. Sardar2 : Aaho, truck nambar bhi likha hai. BC-1760!!
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Sardar: Will u merry , after i die .
Wife : No i wiil live with my sister.
Wife : Will u marry , after i die .
Sardar: No i will also live with ur sister.
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Sardarji is filling up a job application………………………
He promptly fills in the lines on Name, Age, Addr,& etc.
Then came the column Salary Expected…………………
After much thought he writes: Yes………………………..
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Teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match.
All were busy writing except one Sardarji.
He wrote “DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!”
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1 comments:
Please give me your complete details.
Here is the website http://www.pbnyc.simple-helix.net/
As you can see there are two 400 wide image blocks on homepage. I would like to replace the one on left with a mens gallery and one on right with womens gallery. I like http://pikachoose.com/demo/ slider especially this one http://pikachoose.com/demos/tooltip/ I am not sure if you can make the bottom autoscroll or if you have a better recommendation? essentially side by side gender autoscrolling presentations
When can you start and how long will this take?
The additional two tasks are as follows:
1) On the category page: http://www.pbnyc.simple-helix.net/mens-jewelry/diamond-watches.html
place a pricing slider similar to http://www.traxnyc.com/Mens-Rings-Mens-Diamond-Rings-5.html on the top of the category, maybe in the same space as the grid sorting drop down.
2) On item detail page: http://www.pbnyc.simple-helix.net/index.php/mens-jewelry/diamond-watches/large-rubber-gucci-320.html
Split Breadcrumb div in half, move shopping cart to right half. Cart should also be displayed on right half on category page.
Thats it for right now. I assume you are available via chat? I hope we can trust each other here since the boss does not want to outsource.
Thank You,
Ameet
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